They heard you use the can opener, Dearie. But Mother! It was only peas! PEAS!!
You may call her Mona Lisa, but she's also Whisker's Mother.
K. Kitteh Katterwall, famous archaeologist Discoverer of King Kat's Tomb
Mary, Queen of Scot (ish folds)
Good sir! Do you have a place I can 'stache my hat?
Sees two periods at end of sentence. Weeps softly over fate of humanity.
Aww, look. She thinks she's people!