Aw, hell! Tourist! Tourists! Tourists! I'll go open the gift shop!
Of course I didn't "put something funny" in your drink....
Hahaha! Are you going to post that picture of her online? Yah, maybe that will teach her to stop posting silly pictures of us on the "Cheezburger" site.
Troubleshooting continued after a bird and a spider failed to find the bug in the system