In my day, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get our cheezeburgers! Wait... Actually, we made our humans do that... and they were quite snippy about it!
As little Thomas walked away, every time he turned around, the cat was a few steps closer.
PARDON ME MY GOOD SIR WOULD YOU KINDLY GRANT ME ACCESS THROUGH THIS SLIDING PANE OF GLASS SO THAT I MAY CONGREGATE WITH THOSE DELIGHTFUL PIGEON CHAPS OUTDOORS?
Troubleshooting continued after a bird and a spider failed to find the bug in the system
Breaking News - CATS CAPTURE THE WORLD king fluff demands "mor toona, less goggies"
ok, I'll get up and fill your food bowl...