The battery died in my car remote control key fob. I had to insert the key like some kind of animal.
You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
Guaranteed to send cops and meter maids running for cover
These babies can spit 20 feet!
Bones is he dead? Not yet Jim! Warp speed Mr Sulu!!!
ATTENTION COMPENSATORS your dream vehicle has arrived.
Presenting the 1953 Buick Expensive well-dressed back-seat hussy standard!
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
An Ideal Justice System
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Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
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