The battery died in my car remote control key fob. I had to insert the key like some kind of animal.
IRONY no lifesaving features whatsoever!
Bones is he dead? Not yet Jim! Warp speed Mr Sulu!!!
Speaking on behalf of ALL women, it's not gonna happen - we had a meeting.
I don't care what you paid. You are not putting that thing in my car.
Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?
OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!
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