Also, No Sandwich. Ever.

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Speaking on behalf of ALL women, it's not gonna happen - we had a meeting.

Yo Man, You Seen Goldilocks?

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You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.

So Embarrassing!

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You can't take a nice skeleton on a date without running into someone you know.

Breakfast Proposition

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Hey, darlin', how would you like your eggs in the morning? UNfertilized, thanks!