And after the trespassing incident was resolved, Goldilocks and her new friend were invited to all the parties in the village.
Go ahead poke it they said... He won't mind they said... He's really nice they said...
i can't hear your frantic expostulations to return your property over how primitiveand unevolved I am
"Look. I take care of my cubs, so no worries."
--But, before I could do anything the bear was upon Tom ---
Stop hitting yourself.
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