And after the trespassing incident was resolved, Goldilocks and her new friend were invited to all the parties in the village.
Y'KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE COME HERE FIRST. THOSE 3 BEARS DOWN THE BLOCK ARE FREAKIN' HILLBILLIES.
You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
--But, before I could do anything the bear was upon Tom ---
Go ahead poke it they said... He won't mind they said... He's really nice they said...