You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
Pardon me Do you have any grey poupon?
Go ahead poke it they said... He won't mind they said... He's really nice they said...
Little Timmy's hiccups were cured.
At least he can say the bear never laid a glove on him! This guy just keeps smacking himself in the head!
--But, before I could do anything the bear was upon Tom ---
Now I forget was it uphill or downhill that they can't run??
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