LED ZEP HOTEL ROOM Seattle, 1969

Larry was having a really hard time figuring out how he was going to introduce his new fiance to his family...

I told you to leave cooking sea food to the professionals.

You just say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good" and the map shows you who's hogging the bathroom

Why in hell don't we have a toilet? I'm sick of going to the gas station.

Which one of you morons forgot to jiggle the handle?