This is for your own safety, son. Daddy's had beans for dinner, again.

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Baby Wouldn't Understand Anyway

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or you could change her diaper

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Living the High Life

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Fresh Wrapped

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Max never did grasp the concept of birth control

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Neighbors: Always Complaining About Something

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Bob's strained peas sprayer did not test well with it's demographic

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Special delivery...

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YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH. HOW SWEET.

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DIAPERS

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BEFORE THE MORNING-AFTER PILL... THIS GUY GOT RID OF YOUR LITTLE TROUBLE

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baby slaps hitler good baby!!

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Oil Up Those Skates!

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Hey don't worry kid, it's agent orange-flavored

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