Josh always wondered where his fear of heights came from.
This is for your own safety, son. Daddy's had beans for dinner, again.
Are you TRYING to offend me? This is a WHITE baby ....5 grand MINIMUM!
Erma's efforts to save money on diapers was not appreciated by the downstairs neighbors.
Although the resemblance was uncanny... The milkman never said a word to Mrs. Johnsons baby.
Bob's strained peas sprayer did not test well with it's demographic