Parasols: the smart woman's protection against ogling.
Serves you right for practising the bagpipes at 5 in the morning!
I was just wonderin' where the newspaper boy was.
To obtain acorns: whack asparagus with bacon
COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.
And THIS is for using my AXE Body Wash!! THIS is for using my OLD SPICE!
Come at me, Crow!