You Cowardly Horse!

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You Cowardly Horse!
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Damn it, Trigger, you GOTTA get over your fear of ants!

You Are SO Busted, Missy!

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You Are SO Busted, Missy!
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's - It's my teenage daughter sneaking out of the house again!

Before They Invented Dry-Erase Boards

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Before They Invented Dry-Erase Boards
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And if thou bringest in just seven friends into the business, thy bottom line will grow exponentially!

Thank You, Thomas!

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Thank You, Thomas!
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Oh, Thomas, it's lovely. It'll be just like living in an idealized 1950s that never existed but we insist the Country return to.

Chocolate Helps In Times Like These

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Chocolate Helps In Times Like These
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This is all backward. I'm supposed to be sleeping it off while she sits and thinks too much about our relationship. And why is that? Why? Is it me? What have I done wrong? I don't understand...

This Beard is Worth More Than Your Life!

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This Beard is Worth More Than Your Life!
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Get that damnable flame out of my face, lest you ignite my magnificent beard.