Damn it, Trigger, you GOTTA get over your fear of ants!
Lights on, clothes on. Lights off, clothes off.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's - It's my teenage daughter sneaking out of the house again!
And if thou bringest in just seven friends into the business, thy bottom line will grow exponentially!
Oh, Thomas, it's lovely. It'll be just like living in an idealized 1950s that never existed but we insist the Country return to.
This is all backward. I'm supposed to be sleeping it off while she sits and thinks too much about our relationship. And why is that? Why? Is it me? What have I done wrong? I don't understand...
Get that damnable flame out of my face, lest you ignite my magnificent beard.
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