Ye Olde Drive-thru

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So, 2 number 3's, no cheese. Wouldst thou like fries with that?

*Knock, Knock, Knock* "BILLY MAYS, HERE!!!"

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*Knock, Knock, Knock* "BILLY MAYS, HERE!!!"
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Before the invention of infomercials, Billy Mays pitched his products door-to-door.

President Lincoln Was Terrible At Charades

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OK. 9TH WORD, ONE SYLLABLE, SOUNDS LIKE BED. DREAD. BREAD. SHED. "HE'S GOING TO PUT A HOLE IN MY SHED ???

At The Post-Apocalyptic Petting Zoo

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I've got some stale donuts and candy. Humans love stale donuts and candy. If you're lucky, they will take it from your manipulator. Do they bite? I don't want to get bitten mom!