Mr. Chairman! I want it in our party platform that ALL the creatures are included and have the same rights as humans.I was elected to lead, not to read!
Objection! Leading! Just because my client is a sheep doesn't mean he is a baa-a-a-a-d person!
We have some doubts about your published study, Mister Aughwell. Specifically, we want to see you reach the center of a Tootsie Pop in three licks.
How are we supposed to harvest the peanuts if he keeps eating them?
IM GONNA FIND THAT F@&K'N CLOCK IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT!!
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
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