"Do a barrel roll," they said. "It will be quite enjoyable," they said.
Found the problem. There is a train stuck in the tire.
The reason beans are banned on Amtrak today.
So, what should we do Mr. Vanderbilt? Keep the damn thing rollin'! Only this time, charge 'em a dollar extra for the 'air-conditioned comfort'!
What? ... I got a phone call ...