Tonight on TVLand: the original, never-before-aired pilot for Mister Ed
Oh man, Dad's gonna love that big test pattern when he wakes up from being passed out on the couch.
Luckily Mary had a TLC show to support her family.
"It's the largest TV in the world" "Sold!"
Television is going to feature entertainment you cannot imagine. But you'll need to be liquored up to endure most of it.