BACK IN MY DAY SNOOP WAS A DOGG

Another butterbeer, Tom! And a cracker for Polly!

Sir level: 99

We have some doubts about your published study, Mister Aughwell. Specifically, we want to see you reach the center of a Tootsie Pop in three licks.

Most kids brought their hamsters or guinea pigs to school that day. My cousin Lawrence saw this as a fine dining experience for Willis and Wally.