C'mon Death, You Owe Me One...

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Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.

I'm Takin' It All With Me!

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yeah, I see him. Don't care. Totally worth it. B*tches love money.

If They're Lucky, That is...

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Death appears in many forms... some feel his touch in feathered wing across the brow... Some glimpse his shadow on a bedroom wall... And some see him tromping across their maths homework on his way to the annual Stilt Dancing Festival in Anguiano