I'll teach you to laugh in the face of Death...
Lucifer's Violin Concerto No 1 in Dead Flat Minor. Always leaves them rolling in the aisles
Bones is he dead? Not yet Jim! Warp speed Mr Sulu!!!
That's it! I'm dropping the skeleton and getting a GPS.
I think you've made a mistake. My mother-in-law is in the next room.
Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.