GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
They play baseball a little differently on Mars
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!