GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
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