ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings.
They play baseball a little differently on Mars
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TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!