Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens
ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings.
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
They play baseball a little differently on Mars
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!
i was sure i tied those down