Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
They play baseball a little differently on Mars