IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE SO, I'LL KEEP THIS
It's been a whole 5 minutes and no one has 'liked' my status!
FREE the first hit is always free. The Colonel knows how to hustle.
Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes Laughing increases life by 10 minutes A laughing Smoker never dies.
Smaller dresses? no... Bigger doors was the answer.