You can't all have my wallet.
I like my bacon like I like my men. How is that? 40% fat and Canadian
WE'VE DONE IT!! WE'VE FOUND THE ISLAND OF NYMPHOMANIACS AFRAID OF LONG TERM COMMITMENT!!
Performance art: it's the same pretentious crap in every century.
Gnomes are not the most efficient lumberjacks, but they are the proudest.
2012 Ready for another election year?
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....