I work in a used game store and I try my best to let parents know what they're buying for their kids. Sometimes it works out great.
Five shots of Tequila and I'm anybody
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Old, Old Spice I'm on your ass
Looks like Uncle Jim is cooking again tonight...