I work in a used game store and I try my best to let parents know what they're buying for their kids. Sometimes it works out great.

There My hats can go there

Tell me again what kind of mushrooms those were.

The Nazis couldn't quite figure out why their mermaid aquariums never worked.

So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.