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It is as if the more financial security one accumulates, the more dissension one encounters.

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Mark the Magician always levitated the hookers into his room to avoid the landlord's rules about no visitors after 9pm.

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No Gummibear? No Bubblegum? No Moose Tracks? No Rocky Road? No. Nope. No. Not yet. Jimmy! Give the man his nickle and eat your vanilla! Honestly!

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I didn't sleep with my husband before we were married, did you?

I don't know. What's your husband's name again?

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