It's An Old Story

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As the young couple kissed in the chariot, they heard a noise nearby. Startled, they drove off furiously. At the sound of a metallic rattling, they stopped to see what it was. And there they found the madman's hook dangling from the side of the chariot.

Ugh, John is the Worst

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I'm telling you we simply cannot make the print any smaller.

I guess old John Hancock will just have to stop being such a big show-off.