Now just what are these models of again Scotty? Ahh Captain, they're personal pod teleportation devices! Coin operated I presume?
Having sex on the first date does not make me easy it just make me user friendly.
I bid thee, get firewood MY ASS! It's not even cold out! Why am I always summoned by needy necromancers?
It's .25 cents the first letter, $1.00 each additional letter. Write me now... I'm waiting for you.