You seem to have a bad case of LOL...
BLAST! The picnic is ruined. Quickly, put the lid on the raspberry jam! PUT THE LID ON THE RASPBERRY JAM!! OH LORD IT'S ATTRACTING MORE OF THEM!!! BLAST IT ALL!!
Roco entertained the young newlyweds, by discussing his myriad venereal diseases.
Clarinet Kid I salute you.
Sometimes... warm milk needs a little help