Behind every successful woman is a fabulous handbag
They told me my thoughts went in one ear and out the other, so I'll just cancel them out by using two phones!
I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?
Why does EVERYONE have to FREAK OUT whenever someone is PRAYING in PUBLIC.
Frankenstein. Horror like a sir.
AIR-PIANO never quite caught on like its Air-Guitar counterpart