Damn cheap hood ornaments.
Geraldo Rivera, took a leaf out of a 22-year-old bro's playbook and tweeted a half-naked selfie saying "70 is the new 50" and proving that even aging river boat gamblers can have abs of steel. His Fox News followers weren't too happy, responding with "What would your wife say?" and other various cliches.
Glenn Beck, having no sense of humor, responded by dressing in everything he could find. You see!? Because it's the opposite! All he needs is a vegetable pinned to his jacket and he could be the next Doctor.