I'm Like Toilet Paper

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I'm like toilet paper you only miss me when I'm gone.

-Harrison Ford

Meet Your Teachers: You Missed One...

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Meet Your Teachers: You Missed One...
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Language and English do not compare to the works as recited by this man...
-Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, Michael Douglas, Lawrence Fishburne, Jesse Eisenberg, Russell Crowe, John Cusack, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, Hugh Laurie, Anthony Hopkins, Robert Downey, Jr., Jim Parsons, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jack Black, Clint Eastwood, Tom Hiddleston

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Hipster Indiana Jones

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Hipster Indiana Jones
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Hated snakes on a plane before Samuel L. Jackson did.
-Harrison Ford

Really, You Survived a Nuclear Blast in a Fridge... That's Ret*rded

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Ever since Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Harrison Ford's relationship with his fans can be characterized as "difficult."
-Harrison Ford