Hell no, I don't want to 'stop for coffee.' It's 110 degrees in this forest!

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T PACK ANY TOILET PAPER !!!

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I'm sorry Governor, after Expendables 2 we had no choice but to lock you up

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if it has teets we can milk it

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WE'VE GOT TO FIGHT AN ALIEN AND YOU WORE THAT?!?!?

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They say that being being governor of California ages you.

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Just stay quiet. If Maria sees us I'm a dead man.

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Terminator Mode Activated

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A little tip for you, ok? Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have

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An Austrian guy would probably be better off not wearing a brown shirt.

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What's the matter no shower in the Governor's mansion?

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I'd Green Light This In A Heartbeat

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Dude, "pasty white flesh"???

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Sorry sir, the box office numbers are in and the studio insisted we lock you up

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Get To The Chopper!

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