If I had a time machine, I would go back and stop "Jersey Shore" from ever happening.
-Michael J. Fox
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Ah Yes, a 'photo-shop'... You can tell by the pixels...
-The Great Mouse Detective
-Carl Weathers, Arnold Schwarzenegger
if this were me... I'd be looking out the side where the guy has no eye.