He juzt wares dat armour tu make extra wurk for mi.
-Tom Hiddleston

She thought I was the baby daddy!!!
-Tom Hiddleston

Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Hero?

OH NO NO NO GIRLFRIEND! That looks terrible on you!
-Tom Hiddleston

Tom Hiddleston's innermost thoughts while filming Henry IV, part I
-Tom Hiddleston

They see me rollin. They Hatin'.
-Tom Hiddleston

It's a step in the right direction. Last time he forgot his pants.
-Tom Hiddleston

Not sure if he combs with axle grease or a pork chop.
-Tom Hiddleston, Chris Evans