THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE... Highlander movie. The sequels are best forgotten.

-Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery

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Bottom of their class at Chiropractor College.
-Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery

I've been out just one bloody day and look at all the work piling up on my desk!
-Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother is a wh*re. -Sean Connery