Villains beware. I got a glue gun.
-Leonard Nimoy

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Ah Yes, a 'photo-shop'... You can tell by the pixels...
-The Great Mouse Detective

You have the wrong number. I am not Nicolas Cage!
-John Cusack

Insert Line Here - That's gonna leave a mark! I live inna van down by the river. Say no to drugs.
-Chris Farley

Ever since Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Harrison Ford's relationship with his fans can be characterized as "difficult."
-Harrison Ford

And this is Honey Boo Boo.
-Martin Short, Christopher Lloyd

Crikey!
-Disney, Peter Pan