And then your trainer dies, and some huge Russian guy beats your black friend to death...

-Sylvester Stallone

-Sylvester Stallone

I don't always play a 17 year old... But when I do, I'm 25.
Michael J. Fox

All Your Memes in One Base

"My Dinner With Andre 2" was less chatty than the first, and was received with mixed reviews.
-Andre the Giant, Wallace Shawn

No, young man, you may not borrow the land speeder! And get a haircut!!
-Sir Alec Guinness, Mark Hamill

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Dude, I can totally see our future! I'm going to go on to make many movies! And you, well, you can come see them!
-Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter

Bottom of their class at Chiropractor College.
-Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery